My brother over at Stuff About the Small Stuff put me up to this... Normally I just bin these things but since I've never seen it done on a blog before (I don't read any that aren't linked from this page unless they're related to programming. :p )

So, like the clone you know I am, here goes...

Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1. Build a free standing recording studio with my two brothers. (And not just a converted garage either!)
2. Contribute substantial amounts of code to an Open Source project.
3. Take my wife somewhere outside of North America. Like New Zealand or Australia.
4. Get Paid to Play my Bass.
5. Hook my brain to a computer so I can surf the internet while I sleep!

Things I Can Do
1. Write complex, multi-threaded software that runs in parallel across multiple servers.
2. Play bass with heart, soul, rhythm and a little bit of finesse.
3. Love my wife until I die.
4. Watch all six episodes of Star Wars back to back.
5. Mow the grass. (Just becaues I can doesn't mean I will!)

Things I Cannot Do
1. Shave every day.
2. Sleep through the incessant yapping of our neighbor's dog.
3. Play DOA Extreme Beach Volleyball (Not because I don't want to. ;)
4. Write poetry.
5. Eat seafood.

Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex (In no particular order!!!)
1. Boobs. (Hey! I'm being honest!)
2. Red Hair (Brunette is good too)
3. Character, Integrity, Morals.
4. Great sense of humor
5. Intelligence

Celebrity Crushes (I know these are going to get me into trouble!)
1. Rachael Leigh Cook
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Whoopi Goldberg
4. Rhona Mitra
5. Julia Ormond

People I Want To Do This Next
1. Lee
2. Braden
3. Lance
4. Jeremy
5. Charmaine